March 5, 2011
- You have no idea when it’s gonna strike.
- You could wake up with the red sea in your panties.
- Or it chooses to creep up on you while you are out. Without a pad.
- It’s never on schedule no matter how long you’ve had it.
- That icky feeling that we all know.
- Stupid bizarre cravings.
- No cold drinks. At all.
- OMG cramps – hurts like fuck.
- 7 shittiest days of the month.
- Whereby I don’t feel like doing anything at all.
- Except lie down and squirm in agony and sleep.
- You wonder why you have to put up with this shit every month
- My usually near-zero productivity is reduced to negative.
- Feel like the crappiest and ugliest person ever
- But you don’t even care anymore
- Just willing for the days to pass quickly and it to be all over
- Pads aren’t exactly the most comfortable thing on Earth.
- Must remember to carry extra pads when going out.
- Have to avoid white bottoms and go for dark colors.
- The smell is like rotten fish.
- Your pee is red not yellow anymore.
- I don’t even like the color red.
- Peeing and pooing are more gross than ever.
- The constant feeling of want-to-shit-don’t-want-to-shit
- It always leaks especially when sleeping.
- Not only do I have to keep changing pads.
- I have to keep changing panties and sometimes my pants too.
- Don’t even talk about leaking when you are outside.
- Staining your bedsheets is worse than staining your clothes.
- So you gotta sleep in some awkward position to avoid that at all costs.
- After taking a shower, you can’t wipe your vagina with your towel.
- Because the blood will stain it.
- So you have to put your underwear right away without drying it .
- And it feels all weird.
- My already rotten temper takes a turn for the worse.
- You can feel it flow when you sneeze, cough, laugh, jump, stand, ANYTHING.
- And then it repeats all over again before you know it
Good things about periods:
- Knowing you are not pregnant
