Reasons why periods suck →
- You have no idea when it’s gonna strike.
- You could wake up with the red sea in your panties.
- Or it chooses to creep up on you while you are out. Without a pad.
- It’s never on schedule no matter how long you’ve had it.
- That icky feeling that we all know.
- Stupid bizarre cravings.
- No cold drinks. At all.
- Unless I wanna start the whole cycle again right from Day 1.
- OMG cramps – hurts like fuck.
- 7 shittiest days of the month.
- Whereby I don’t feel like doing anything at all.
- Except lie down and squirm in agony and sleep.
- You wonder why you have to put up with this shit every month
- My usually near-zero productivity is reduced to negative.
- Feel like the crappiest and ugliest person ever
- But you don’t even care anymore
- Just willing for the days to pass quickly and it to be all over
- Pads aren’t exactly the most comfortable thing on Earth.
- Must remember to carry extra pads when going out.
- Have to avoid white bottoms and go for dark colors.
- The smell is like rotten fish.
- Your pee is red not yellow anymore.
- I don’t even like the color red.
- Peeing and pooing are more gross than ever.
- The constant feeling of want-to-shit-don’t-want-to-shit.
- It always leaks especially when sleeping.
- Not only do I have to keep changing pads.
- I have to keep changing panties and sometimes my pants too.
- Don’t even talk about leaking when you are outside.
- Staining your bedsheets is worse than staining your clothes.
- So you gotta sleep in some awkward position to avoid that at all costs.
- After taking a shower, you can’t wipe your vagina with your towel.
- Because the blood will stain it.
- So you have to put your underwear right away without drying it .
- And it feels all weird.
- My already rotten temper takes a turn for the worse.
- You can feel it flow when you sneeze, cough, laugh, jump, stand, ANYTHING.
- I JUST HATE IT WITH A VENGEANCE.
Good things about periods →
- Knowing you are not pregnant
Bleurghhhh I just feel like shit, period.
No pun intended.
P/S: I feel kinda weird poasting this but it’s so relevant.
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2:33 pm on March 5th, 2011
LOL you very funny hor
2:07 am on May 27th, 2011
This is the truth, amen to your life. <3
5:33 am on May 27th, 2011
A-freaking-MEN
11:02 pm on July 26th, 2011
So true, im on mine right now and im sooo pissed off all i am doing is sitting on my lazy butt and eating cookies all day. Ugh this sucks !!!
11:38 am on August 10th, 2011
YES! 100% TRUE. Ugh, pad’s. I hate when they leak through and you ruin your favorite undies :(. I got these new one’s, that have peace sign’s and glow in the dark. . 3 Day’s later period start’s, BYEBYE NEW UNDIES! :(
3:14 am on August 16th, 2011
Omg!! Yes middle of the night cramps are the worst when u can’t sleep they hurt so bad AND having ur period during gymnastics suckss!!
10:52 am on August 22nd, 2011
totall agree with most of this. but sooo much of this could be fixed with tampons 10000000000000x better than pads. also cold drinks? sometimes they give me cramps but start the whole cycle over what??? but on the whole this is very funny and soo relateable haha
1:53 pm on December 10th, 2011
omg i laughed my head off reading this!! XDD
my mom says its a curse from satin XDDD
1:16 am on January 9th, 2012
Omggg! I’m on my period right now and it sucksss butttttttttttt! These comments and ur reasons got my crackin up! Lol. Made my sucky day. :)
1:07 pm on February 12th, 2012
my hero.
4:30 am on February 17th, 2012
I hate my life,right now lol…i dont want to do anything…XD
12:15 pm on February 22nd, 2012
Havent gotten mine yet. (Thank god) ;) but these were great tips so when I do get it, i can know what I will go through. Thanks. Your really funny! (:
8:46 am on March 2nd, 2012
I’m on mine now. I’m laying down on my bed reading this with a Ipad. I’m to mad to get up because.
1) The feeling you get when you get up.
2) Having to check your underwear to see if u stained wear your buttcrack starts.
10:10 am on March 9th, 2012
lol so true but tampoons make everything SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO much(alot more o’s) better, and cold drinks? i’ve never had that problem
9:03 am on April 1st, 2012
AHHH This is so true, I have to go to a meeting tommorow and my period is late and i’m so worried it will come in the middle of the meeting when I CANNOT for any reason step out!!
8:03 am on April 14th, 2012
Also standing up – feels like a waterfall in your pants :/
I have to use both tampon and pads. at the same time D: Mother nature is a bitch.